Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian.

Have a good weekend! :)
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Oh. My. God.

Sweet lord almighty. This is what remains of Courtney Love.

First picture from the Family Guy spin-off show - Cleveland!

I'd write something funny here but my head is too discombobulated. That is my favorite word. That is all.

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NKOTB on the Today show!

TONIGHT!

Rick Emerson Listener Party 2008: Emerson's Eleven
Thursday, May 15th at 8:00pm at McMenamin's Crystal Ballroom

Featuring The Rick Emerson Roast, with Roastmaster Carl Click

Roasters to include:

• The Willamette Week's Byron Beck
• Sarah X Dylan
• The Oregonian's Peter Carlin
• KUFO's Cort & Fatboy
• Film Fever Radio's Scott Dally & Aaron Duran
• Storm Large

Music by Emerson Starship & Nickel Arcade

Emerson's Eleven is proudly presented by Powell's Books at Cedar Hills Crossing & by Viso, more of everything good.

Be there! Be merry! Drink much vodka! Buy me much vodka! See you there!
xo

Britney Spears is looking better.

Harvey Dent - post-acid!

Wow. That's pretty fucking gnarly. Yes, I'm aware that I just wrote gnarly.
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Thanks, northwest portlander :)

dude!!

A new high-resolution trailer for The Dark Knight came out over the weekend, watch it here!

p.s. Thanks to Aaron, Geek-in-the-City, for sending me the link! Please to be heading to the Willamette Week website and voting for him for best blog in the city!

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Transcript of Ritchie's, um, "conversation" with his she-male compadre.

Guess who?

I totally thought that this was that weird plastic-surgery cat-lady person but alas, it is not. It's none other than Heather Locklear! Here she is a few moments later looking normal...

Um... what?

Miley Cyrus. AND HER FATHER. Fucking creepy!!!

UPDATE:
Thanks, Todd the Corpse. Thanks for this video of the photo shoot that accompanies this pictures and makes me feel gross all over... didn't think it could get any worse. Okay, so check out the 40-second mark when she LOOKS LONGINGLY INTO HER DAD'S EYES AND HE KISSES HER GENTLY ON THE FOREHEAD. Good lord.

Oh, and please to be aware that there is horribly obnoxious music accompanying the video so you might want to turn down the volume. Enjoy!

It's a bearded lady!

Mmmm.... Salma Hayek with facial hair...

How cool is this??

This is a real Spiderman tattoo on some dude's chest. Awesome.  And creepy.  But mostly awesome.


...Also, as a side-note, I understand that blog has gone from celeb gossip to total nerd-dom lately, and I'm sorry about that. There just has been absolutely fucking NOTHING going on in the world of celebrities that I find interesting, and I'm not going to bore you guys by posting uninteresting bullshit just for the sake of posting something. Hope you understand, and I'll keep on looking for entertaining stories and pictures for you fine folks. Happy weekend!

Sarah D.

holy god.

I. am. so. fucking. excited.

Wesley Snipes will spend the next three years in prison.

"A judge has just sentenced Wesley Snipes to three years in prison for tax evasion. Forget black -- always bet on the U.S. government!

Snipes was not forced to surrender immediately. Instead, the judge ruled he could surrender at a later date, closer to his New Jersey home. 

Nathan J. Hochman, Assistant Attorney General of the Justice Department's Tax Division, said, "Snipes' long prison sentence should send a loud and crystal clear message to all tax defiers that if they engage in similar tax defier conduct, they face joining him and his co-defendants ... as inmates in prison."

Snipes was convicted in February on three misdemeanor charges for not filing his taxes. The government claimed he owed $2.7 mil -- but Snipes' attorneys argued it was just $228,000. No fine was imposed, but the three-year sentence was the max he could have gotten."

Damn.  Shoulda paid your taxes, yo.

Ritchies asian ladies. And his commentary about said asian ladies. Really. I know.

Ok, I might be a total wimp...

...but this trailer looks scary as shit! I guess it's a remake of some other movie and I know that it's starring Liv Tyler, but either way that looks messed up.

Rick wanted me to post this....

Here are a few of my sunglasses from my collection. Um, yeah. I kind of have a problem.

Oh, Ritchie...

His poor swollen face. Send your well-wishes to ritchie@970.am!

holy shitballs!

The rumors were true......

New Kids On the Block are performing together again.
And they're fucking 40-years old.
Yay! Let the hilarity ensue!